Panties In A Wad....

**No - seriously, my panties are in a wad. I was trying to get ready in a hurry this morning so I could get to work early and have a chat with my boss. So, I'm running around trying to throw my clothes on - finally get ready get in the car hurry to work and lo and behold - the boss is off today. DANG IT. AND - as I'm walking to my office I realize - I grabbed the panties that fit like...ehm.....some years ago. ( I don't know  why I still have them in the drawer...that isn't the point...) My panties are in a wad because I hurried to work and didn't need to - and my panties are literally in a wad. Like...they don't fit and they are uncomfortable. TMI  - I KNOW. But I can't help it.

** It's fun and frolic Friday at work. I have been doing all kinds of things to annoy amuse people. Like - I have this new stink pretty smelly spray stuff. It's called "Cinnamon Toast". So - I sprayed a little around and people are reacting to it. Some really like it. Some say it makes them really really hungry. Like - my assistant for instance. So - when she took her morning jaunt up to the kitchen to get her cup of tea - I slithered  snuck into her office and gave it a little squirt or two. ( or five.) And  - for good measure I sprayed the upholstered chair in her office with it. And then went on about my business. After she returned from her tea trip, it was only about 3.9 seconds before I heard her growl say "OH MY GOD. DID YOU SPRAY THAT IN MY OFFICE?" To which I replied lied 'No. But I did spray it OUT SIDE your office." To which she threatened replied  "okay. What goes around comes around." I think I should be very afraid.

** I have a window that looks out into the lobby at work. The lovely volunteers have been so kind as to decorate our building with Christmas Trees etc. One is in the lobby right outside of my office. Rather than to leave it decorated as they lovely volunteers have done - someone has turned all the ornaments backwards, and the little angel on top as well. Juvenile? Maybe. Fun? Sure. Funny? OH YES!

** We recently received a donation at work of a fine Clavinova. ( Digital Piano). It's home is on the floor of the building where all the muckity mucks have their offices. Someone put a sign on it that said " THIS IS NOT A TOY. Do not use or move without authorization." Now - here's the thing. We're all adults. No one goes on the muckity muck floor unless they are supposed to be up there, so there's not a bunch of clients or children up there. ( and even if there were, they probably couldn't read the sign anyway...) so I'm pretty sure the "this is not a toy" part wasn't necessary. But I found it to be quite funny. I thought I could maybe get some sticky notes and go around a label things. " toy" and " not a toy". Just so there's no confusion. If I wasn't so afraid of landing in the principal HR directors office - I would do it.

** So there was this frenzy of pages going on at work. It went sort of like this: "Connie please dial 4444" ....(pause of about 30 seconds)...then Connie got on and paged "Jason please dial 4442".. . ( pause of about 15 seconds) then Jason got on and paged "Mary please dial 4441"...so...I was feeling a little left out. So I paged " Tina...please dial 4446".

So then I got summoned paged to the HR director. . . So much for fun and frolic Friday. LOL