Friday, November 19, 2010

What Music Has Taught Me

I decided to list the things that music has taught me. I'm not talking about the obvious stuff like expression, math, discipline...reasoning. No . I'm talking about more subtle things like:

How To Spell:

RES- PECT                     - Aretha Franklin
B-A-N-A-N-A-S            - Gwen Stephani
D-I-V-O-R-C-E              - Tammy Wynette
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S     - Fergie
TROU-BLE                      - Travis Tritt



Hip Hop Slang :

Badonkadonk = Female backside of large proportion
Bone = to have sex
Clucker = Crackhead
Crib = Home
Dawg = Friend
Dubs = Car with chrome rims
Floss = to show off
Po-Po = Police
Wanksta = Thug wanna be.


How to tell time:

Rock Around The Clock = Bill Haley and the Comets
5 o'clock Somewhere = Alan Jackson
Time in a Bottle = Jim Croce

Not to mention "50 ways to leave my lover", what to do "If I Die Young" and how to "Make You Feel My Love".

What has music taught you?


Today I am thankful for music.Without it, I couldn't breathe. I love playing the piano and am so grateful my parents made sure I learned how.

1 comment:

  1. LOVE IT!!!
    Music has taught me...
    How to spell: va-ca-tion (bu, bu, bu bum, in the summer sun)
    Hip Hop Slang: dueces (LOL)
    And how to have a fab day: It's raining men!

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